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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy You get a secret thrill out of laminating things. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line. You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted. You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another. You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes. You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period. You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom. You believe the Teacher’s Lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine. You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off”. You believe chocolate is a food group. You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside. You believe that unspeakabl